Sucked In!

Ok, so there are seemingly numerous different reasons NOT to love abc's The Bachelor, but I choose to ignore all of them and am completely sucked in! To make things more delicious (while he would never admit it) so is my hubby. He prefers to say, "he suffers" through it, but we both know better! We've spent the past two Monday nights snuggled up on the couch laughing our butt's off. Literally, I think I've burned an extra 200 calories just laughing. Normally Nate annoys the crap out of me when we watch "my shows" together. He makes fun of them relentlessly and I eventually wind of defending my TV friends and telling him to just let me enjoy my mindless entertainment! This however is a totally different story. I'm surprised our DVR made it through our endless replaying of the very special scene in which Natalie informed Jason that she "likes bears". If you didn't see it I'm sorry...I cannot re-create the humor for you. I decided the difference is Nate actually likes the bachelor Jason Mesnick, he lives in Seattle so we may try double dating with him and his new lady...


Which brings the question...who will that NEW lady be? Well, I have my definite front runner. She's cute, she's funny, she's DARLING, oh and she just happens to be from Texas (which doesn't influence me at all ;)...she's Melissa, and I'm hoping she has stolen Sir Smiles A Lot's heart...

Now, if for SOME crazy reason, Sir Smiles A Lot really is CRAZY and doesn't pick Melissa then I'm guessing he'll be going with Jillian, eh' what do you think eh'...she's funny, MATURE (which cannot be said about most of the competition) and by mature I mean she has yet to shed a single tear over the process, she's also bringing the 80's back one side ponytail at a time, and the fact that she is from Canada is a definite advantage eh', I'm betting she can handle the crazy Seattle weather...


And rounding out my top three is Molly. I can't say I really like Molly...but I'm going for accuracy and I'm pretty sure she's making the top three. I'm basing this loosely off the fact that she spent the better part of last nights show wearing a pair of Jason's mesh shorts (which I don't think she looked as cute in as she thought)...but I'm thinking that will get her into the top three for sure. I thought Melissa said it best, "I don't like that she smells like him and is wearing his pants!" I couldn't have said it better myself...


So, we're down to the big 5 and I think the next to go are Naomi and Stephanie (in that order). I think now that SWF stalker Shannon the creep-O is gone Naomi will bring enough crazy for both of them next week! And, while Stephanie is literally as sweet as sugar I think she is just too much of a Georgia Peach for Jason to handle!! Whatchoo think? Feel free to weigh in! Oh wait, that means I'm assuming you are all as addicted as me...sorry!